What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
Michael Jokes
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
