What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Michael Jokes
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
