So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Michael Jokes
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
