Why did Michael Jackson become white he wanted to be like a ghost and I have any feeheet.
your hairlines so ugly it made michael Jackson lean back
why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket
what would you call a cover for your cock
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common? They both come in small can
why is michael jackson so weak? ππ π
Whats michael Jackson got in common with santa? They both empty there sacks around children.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s black and white
What do Michael Jackson and acnd have in common they both go in little kids
The teacher asked a young boy in primary school "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
To which the boy replies "No"
The teacher then sets his homework to learn the alphabet.
At home, the boy goes up to his mum, who is on the phone, and asks "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
"Shut up" she replied
The boy goes to his dad, who just won the footie match, and asks "Can you teach me the alphabet?"
But the dad is too busy celebrating and shouting "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
The boy goes to his big brother and asks him to teach him the alphabet.
But his brother is singing "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The boy goes to his sister and asks her for the alphabet.
But his sister is singing "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
The next day the teacher asks him the alphabet.
The boy replies "Shut up."
"Alright, I'm sending you to the principal's office right now."
The boy replies "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
In the office, the principal says "who do you think you are?"
The boy replies "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The principal now says "how do you think you'll get away with this?"
The boy them replies "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
What do you call a priest who became a singer Michael Jackson
What did Michael scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
hi i am michael jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
β« ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. β«
What God favourite Michael Jackson song ? The Earth song πππ
michael is gay and sacks caulk.
Michael Jason
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love", so take that as you will.
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mar had an ugly child together!!! I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!