Michael jokes
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
my cats dunking on Micheal Jordan
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂