Michael Jackson jokes
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.