Michael Jackson Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch.

Because it was over 10 years old.

Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener

Why did Michael Jackson rush to h&m?: they had new billie jeans

What is Michael Jackson's favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.

What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? HEE HEE

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn't know if he is black or white

What do Micheal Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children

What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?

Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal

Q: What's black, white and red all over? A: A blushing zebra? No michael jackson after a pepsi advert.

Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood

Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathise with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

Good news people michael jackson is still alive, they found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids

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why does michael jackson like doge miner? he thinks its about minors dressed in doge costumes

What did Santa Claus brought Michael Jackson for Christmas ? His elf’s 😂😂😂

What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂

In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.