What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
