Michael Jackson jokes
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
Memes
Me when i see the huzz
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.