Michael Jackson jokes
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Memes
Me when i see the huzz
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.