Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson jokes

People

Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?

Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?

Ranch

Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?

Because it was over 10 years old.

Movie

Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.

Burger King

Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?

A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.

Lady

What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."

Forehead

Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.

Boy

Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.

Lamp

What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?

A Jacko Lantern!

Hit

What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?

14 number 1 hits.

Nut

Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.

Run

What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?

Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.

Minor

Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.

Kid

Things to kids:

Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."

A Good Parent: "My baby!"

Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)

Honor

In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.