What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
WY is the captain from sponge Bob and Michael Jackson so similar... They both say a you ready kids
