Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Michael Jackson Jokes
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
