Michael Jackson jokes
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the 'Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Your forehead's so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.