Michael Jackson jokes
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Me at the dinner table
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?
Keep away from me-hee-hee.