Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson jokes

Memory

  • In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.

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  • Hypocrisy

  • Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

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  • People

  • Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?

    Person 2: Dunno, what’s the minor population?

    Lady

  • What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

    "Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."

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  • Lamp

  • What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?

    A Jacko Lantern!

    Nut

  • Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.

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  • Kid

  • Things to kids:

    Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."

    A Good Parent: "My baby!"

    Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)

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  • Run

  • What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?

    Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.

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