X box jokes

What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.

My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. 😏

I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.

Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.

What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?

They both get turned on by kids.

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!