Chef Boyardee jokes

Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?

No, why?

Boy are deez nuts so big.

I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.

Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.

I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!

Americans: I will cook the pizza.

Italians: I cooka de pizza!

Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.

Hey paps, BONE-appetit!

(Just eat your spaguetti.)