Chef Boyardee jokes

I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.

Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?

No, why?

Boy are deez nuts so big.

Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.

Nobody

Literally nobody

Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."

Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?

Q: Why did the chef get fired?

A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!