Chef Boyardee jokes

I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.

Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?

No, why?

Boy are deez nuts so big.

Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.

I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!

Americans: I will cook the pizza.

Italians: I cooka de pizza!

Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.