Chef Boyardee jokes

I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.

Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?

No, why?

Boy are deez nuts so big.

Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.

Nobody

Literally nobody

Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"

Curry.

Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?