Mexican jokes
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Biden 2020.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip off the paper and original plaster.
Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.
Paint it (if you want).
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans