Mexican jokes
Ed is dumb.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
Biden 2020.
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
Society
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!
I bOi jug go CMC?
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.