Mexican jokes
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Society
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Just shut up!
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip off the paper and original plaster.
Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.
Paint it (if you want).
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.