Mexican Jokes

what do you call a ball with no hair? a Mexican ball..

Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots so they can climb a fence easier

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For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common? One can feed a family

Why are Mexicans good at Uno?

They always steal the green card.

What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?.

Travis Spick-le.

What do you call a Mexican with an m3? A greaser

There was a house with three storey building 🏢 First one had Mexicans Second one had Africans Third one had white people Earthquake came But who did survive? 🤔 The white family Cause they were at work

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Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?

A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks

Do you want to wear my sombrero...

Or is that nacho style

9/11 or just 7 eleven to a Mexican person.

A Canadian, an American and a Mexican were tasked by a billionaire with teaching his stubborn pet parrot how to speak within 2 weeks.

They were given everything they needed to succeed and a large sum of money was offered to the one who made the parrot talk first.

The Canadian played documentaries for the parrot through the whole duration, he spent all his time citing the alphabet and reading stories for the parrot.

The American showered him with the finest food, brought him all the females that he can mate with and made sure to spoil the parrot as much as he can.

The Mexican locked the parrot in a dark room, barely gave him any food or water and beat the shit out of him every single day.

When the time was up, the billionaire returned to find the parrot still unable to speak, so he asked the 3 trainers about their progress.

The Canadian goes: "I have tried everything, I spent all my time and energy teaching him the alphabet and reading books to him! Nothing worked."

The American agrees: "I have spoiled him beyond belief, gave him all the luxury he can possibly get and yet he won't speak!".

The Mexican confirms: "I have showered him with love and luxury as well, tried to teach him words day and night, spent all my time and energy spoiling him with everything I had!"

The parrot looks at the Mexican with disbelief and yells out: "You lying motherfucker!".