Mexican jokes

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Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?

The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then asked him, "Can I have some of your burrito?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Whatever."

A few minutes later, my mom told me to cut the lawn. I said, "Why do I have to do it? That's what he's there for." My mom said, "He's going to do the burrito for me." Then I said, "Okay." I finished cutting the lawn and went in the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom, "What are you doing?" My mom said, "What does it look like? I'm having my burrito." The landscaper told me that I missed a spot while cutting the lawn.

I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.

What sport are Mexicans the best at?

Cross country.

Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jose and Hose B.

"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."

"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."

So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.

So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”

Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?

So they can climb a fence easier.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed.

What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.

What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.

What do you call a retarded Mexican?

Ricardo.

What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?

I.C.E. water.

What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.

What do you call a Mexican with an m3?

A greaser.

A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.

A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.

«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.

A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».

Why are Mexicans good at Uno?

They always steal the green card.

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.