Mexican jokes

What do you call a Mexican door?

Dora.

All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?

Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?

A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.

What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos.

Kroll es heterosexual.

What do you call a Mexican with an m3?

A greaser.

A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.

The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."

Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."

Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."

What do you call high Mexicans?

Baked beans ;)

What do you call a U.S. border hopper?

A Mexican jumping bean.

What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?

Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”

What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?

A big Mexican woman.

"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."

Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟

¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.

Why are there no Olympics in Mexico? Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.

You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?

Cross-country.

Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.

Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.

Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?

Tamlito.

What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?

Borderline Personality Disorder.