Mexican jokes
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico? Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
Kroll es heterosexual.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks.
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.