Mexican

Mexican jokes

Band

Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."

Story

So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.

So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”

Boot

Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?

So they can climb a fence easier.

Uno

Why are Mexicans good at Uno?

They always steal the green card.

Name

What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?

Travis Spick-le.

Sport

Racist

What is Mexicans' favorite sport?

Cross-country.

Website

For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.

Stereotype

A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.

A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.

«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.

A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».

Donkey

Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?

Because the donkey gets tired.

Ice

What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?

I.C.E. water.

Earthquake

There was a house with a three-story building.

The first one had Mexicans.

The second one had Africans.

The third one had white people.

An earthquake came.

But who did survive?

The white family because they were at work.