Mexican jokes
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."