Mexican jokes
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.
What's a Mexican's favorite song?
"I Walk the Line."
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
Society
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
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Anyways,
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!