For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common? One can feed a family
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?.
Travis Spick-le.
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window.....Ta kill ha
A Canadian, an American and a Mexican were tasked by a billionaire with teaching his stubborn pet parrot how to speak within 2 weeks.
They were given everything they needed to succeed and a large sum of money was offered to the one who made the parrot talk first.
The Canadian played documentaries for the parrot through the whole duration, he spent all his time citing the alphabet and reading stories for the parrot.
The American showered him with the finest food, brought him all the females that he can mate with and made sure to spoil the parrot as much as he can.
The Mexican locked the parrot in a dark room, barely gave him any food or water and beat the shit out of him every single day.
When the time was up, the billionaire returned to find the parrot still unable to speak, so he asked the 3 trainers about their progress.
The Canadian goes: "I have tried everything, I spent all my time and energy teaching him the alphabet and reading books to him! Nothing worked."
The American agrees: "I have spoiled him beyond belief, gave him all the luxury he can possibly get and yet he won't speak!".
The Mexican confirms: "I have showered him with love and luxury as well, tried to teach him words day and night, spent all my time and energy spoiling him with everything I had!"
The parrot looks at the Mexican with disbelief and yells out: "You lying motherfucker!".
There was a house with three storey building 🏢 First one had Mexicans Second one had Africans Third one had white people Earthquake came But who did survive? 🤔 The white family Cause they were at work
what do you call a dirty mexican? A chulo
what do u call a mexican roaster un gallo pelon
what do u call some that is mexican the has a bmw
a big mexican woman
Why didnt Donald trump build the wall? Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed? You put Velcro on the ceiling, How do you get the black kids down? You invite the Mexicans over.
Mexicans words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
ed is dumb
What is a Mexican favorite type of dog.A Chihuahua
The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then ask him can I have some your burrito he said yeah. I said whatever. A few minutes my mom told me to cut the lawn I said why do I have to do it that why he there for. My mom said he going to do the burrito for me then I said okay. I finish cutting the lawn I wen tin the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom what are you doing my mom said what does it look like. I having my burrito. The landscaper told me that I miss a spot while cutting the lawn.
biden 2020
