Mexican jokes
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.