Mexican

Mexican jokes

Wife

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...

Ta kill her.

Word

Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))

The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??

Woman

What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?

A big Mexican woman.

Chicken

Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?

Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."

Dick

There is a Mexican sitting on a train.

The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."

The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.