Mexican jokes
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
A Mexican is drunk and he has a passenger in the car, and the passenger asked, "Where are we going?"
The Mexican says, "I'm not driving, the drunk guy is."
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Just shut up!
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
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