When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
what did the chancla say to the belt it's time
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Just shut up!
what do you call a dirty mexican? A chulo
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
Mexicans words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
what do u call some that is mexican the has a bmw
a big mexican woman
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
