Mexican jokes
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.