There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball???
One on one!! Just think about it. It makes sense
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
Biden 2020.
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata fuck up
Kroll es heterosexual.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
What do you call a bald mexican A huevo
ed is dumb
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at? Cross-country
What is a Mexican favorite type of dog.A Chihuahua
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
a mexican is drunk and he has a passenger in the car and passenger asked where are we going and the mexican says im not driving the drunk guy
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting. Juan on Juan.
