Mexican jokes
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
Just shut up!
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
A Mexican is drunk and he has a passenger in the car, and the passenger asked, "Where are we going?"
The Mexican says, "I'm not driving, the drunk guy is."
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.