Mexican jokes
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
Why didn't Donald Trump build the wall?
Because Mexicans did not and would not build the damn wall!
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then asked him, "Can I have some of your burrito?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Whatever."
A few minutes later, my mom told me to cut the lawn. I said, "Why do I have to do it? That's what he's there for." My mom said, "He's going to do the burrito for me." Then I said, "Okay." I finished cutting the lawn and went in the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom, "What are you doing?" My mom said, "What does it look like? I'm having my burrito." The landscaper told me that I missed a spot while cutting the lawn.
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."