Mexican jokes
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!