Mexican jokes
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.