Mexican jokes
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Uhhhh...
Society
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
I'm Gay.
someone explain these options to me
What is the best item at a Mexican Burger King?
Hopper Jr.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
I got no joke.
Ed is dumb.
The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then asked him, "Can I have some of your burrito?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Whatever."
A few minutes later, my mom told me to cut the lawn. I said, "Why do I have to do it? That's what he's there for." My mom said, "He's going to do the burrito for me." Then I said, "Okay." I finished cutting the lawn and went in the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom, "What are you doing?" My mom said, "What does it look like? I'm having my burrito." The landscaper told me that I missed a spot while cutting the lawn.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.