Mexican jokes
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
Society
The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then asked him, "Can I have some of your burrito?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Whatever."
A few minutes later, my mom told me to cut the lawn. I said, "Why do I have to do it? That's what he's there for." My mom said, "He's going to do the burrito for me." Then I said, "Okay." I finished cutting the lawn and went in the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom, "What are you doing?" My mom said, "What does it look like? I'm having my burrito." The landscaper told me that I missed a spot while cutting the lawn.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."