Why was the Mexican scared of cold water?
It might turn into ICE.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
Society
The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then asked him, "Can I have some of your burrito?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Whatever."
A few minutes later, my mom told me to cut the lawn. I said, "Why do I have to do it? That's what he's there for." My mom said, "He's going to do the burrito for me." Then I said, "Okay." I finished cutting the lawn and went in the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom, "What are you doing?" My mom said, "What does it look like? I'm having my burrito." The landscaper told me that I missed a spot while cutting the lawn.
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
What sport are Mexicans the best at ? - Cross country
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
