Mexican jokes
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why did the tamale go to the hospital?
because estava malito :)
Why do Mexicans only drink hot drinks?
Because they're afraid of ice!
They’re talking abt the Mexican slur 💀
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
Biden 2020.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What is the best item at a Mexican Burger King?
Hopper Jr.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Just shut up!
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
How do Mexicans begin counting?
Juan, Two, Three.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Uhhhh...
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.