Mexican jokes
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
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