Mexican jokes
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
I played Uno with my Mexican friend.
That bastard took all the green cards!
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Memes
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
Society
The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then asked him, "Can I have some of your burrito?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Whatever."
A few minutes later, my mom told me to cut the lawn. I said, "Why do I have to do it? That's what he's there for." My mom said, "He's going to do the burrito for me." Then I said, "Okay." I finished cutting the lawn and went in the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom, "What are you doing?" My mom said, "What does it look like? I'm having my burrito." The landscaper told me that I missed a spot while cutting the lawn.
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.