Mental Health jokes
My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.
Me: But they're not that long.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.
I replied I'd get ink poisoning.
Wouldn't recommend, the police came.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.