New Mental Health Jokes - Page 22

What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?

They’re both hanging in the closet.

"Knock knock?"

"Who's there?"

"Depression"

"Depression wh-"

ME!! *runs away*

More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.

I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?

Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!

I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.

People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.

I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.

What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.

What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.

Don’t cut yourself up about it.

Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?

Because of Hispanic attacks.

The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.

To the guy who stole my depression medication,

I hope you're happy.

Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.

Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.

When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.

Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.

We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.