Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.
Mental Health Jokes
They say I'll mess up my insides, but I don't have any.
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.
Me: Mom, I'm tired.
Mom: "Then go to sleep."
Me: No, you don't understand-
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope you're happy now.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
All my jokes are cries for help.
INCLUDING THIS ONE.
I can hear the whole world booing me.
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
Hey, can't wait to meet you! So join the crippling depression family!!
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
