Mental Health jokes
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
My dad came over late at night. He was drunk. He started telling me how useless I was. Then I went to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and stabbed him in the chest 47 times.
Three minutes later, he died. Now I’m losing my mind and cutting myself.
Depression is like therapy; the more you see it, the more you get used to it.
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.
They say I'll mess up my insides, but I don't have any.
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.
Me: Mom, I'm tired.
Mom: "Then go to sleep."
Me: No, you don't understand-
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope you're happy now.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
All my jokes are cries for help.
INCLUDING THIS ONE.
I can hear the whole world booing me.
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.