Mental Health jokes
On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they were outside my head.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom, I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that!
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.
Are you depression? 'Cause you're always on my mind~
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now.
Tomorrow is Christmas, and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (Yes, this was inspired by a Fall Out Boy song.)
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.
My dad is like my depression, you need a suicide letter to find him.
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.
I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.
What do you call it when a friend calms his suicidal friend? "Hang in there, buddy."
A girl and her brother are walking in their garden. POV: Brother. Sister: "Why are you cutting those flowers?"
Brother: "Because they're beautiful!"
Sister: "I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't."
Brother:......
Can't wait to meet you!
So join the Depression family!
We open real soon!
Try best to hold onto sanity!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Insomnia.
You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...
Are you suicide, 'cause you're always on my mind?