Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.
Except my depression.
I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.
Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?
He made no cents.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
I wish I didn't have depression because all my friends have "BBC Bitch be crazy" disease.
What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.
What do you call a high school student?
Alone and depressed.
Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."
Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."
Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."
Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
What do suicidal people do in their spare time?
Hang out.
Suicidal people are groundbreaking.
To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)
