Mental Health jokes

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.

Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.

I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.

A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.

Which one hits the ground first?

The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.

What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.

What do you call a group of Emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What jumps and never let's go?

An Emo kid.

I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

Dead.

Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.

brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.

I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)

I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.

Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope.

Are you suicide? Because you are always on my mind.

When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.

1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.

My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."

Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."

If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.

Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.