Mental Health jokes
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
What do you call a group of emo kids?
The suicide squad.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.
Me: But they're not that long.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.
I replied I'd get ink poisoning.
Wouldn't recommend, the police came.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.