Mental Health jokes
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
If I die, does my depression die with me?
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
My depression is depressed.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
Imagine being depressed. Couldn’t be me.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.