Mental Health jokes
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
Bros got barcode arms.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Hi... I'm depressed.
I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.