Mental Health jokes
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
Bros got barcode arms.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Hi... I'm depressed.
I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
Did you know that you can die from laughing? Well, that’s why I laugh so much.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.