Mental Health jokes
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.
Mom: That's why your dad left you.
Me: Why?
Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.
Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!
Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!
(This actually did happen in real life.)
I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
My suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...
You are not alone.