I don't struggle with depression. Like at this point I got it down. I'm good at depression.
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
Sometimes a depressed person antidepression.
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
Q: What makes depressed kids jump?
A: Bridges.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
why did the orphan kill its self
because hes deppressed about no family
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
i didnt mean to call a afghanistan Hotline, i told them i was Depressed then they asked if i know how to drive a truck idk how that has anything to do with it
If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
