Mental Health

Mental Health Jokes

Emo

What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?

The apple... the emo just hangs there.

Depression

There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.

Suicide

I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.

To whoever you are, you are loved.

Grass

Why is emo grass better than normal grass?

Emo grass is gonna cut themself.

Lamp

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.

Helplessness

Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?

Kid

I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.

Depression

Dentist: Open up, sir.

Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.

Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.

Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.

Dentist: Do you need help??

Me: Yep.

Dentist: ...

Me: ....

Emo

Why can't emos have ADD?

'Cause they are already scatter-brained.

Emo

What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Rope

I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)

Suicide

I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.