Mental Health Jokes

There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.

Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.

I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.

Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes?

Because I am one.

Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:

"What advice do you have for people out there?"

As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.

I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."

If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.

What do you call an emo with a knife?

A cutting board.

Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."

I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:

The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?

“Hang in there!”

Depression sucks, and so do you.

Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."

what's a depressed person's favorite game?

hangman

🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"

"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."

My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."

Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3

Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.

Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.