Mental Health jokes
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."
When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.