Mental Health jokes
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."
When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
Me: "Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!"
Depression: "Lie in bed."
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
I don't struggle with depression. Like at this point I got it down. I'm good at depression.
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
Depression :)
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.