How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill two and half men.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
What is the real reason why men Jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and
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As a older brother I always gave my little sister advice. I always said to your best and never quit. So one day I went to her room I see my sister giving married me blow jobs. I ask what are you doing the married men said she is giving us blow jobs because our wives don't do it. My sister said you tole me to do your best and my best is to suck them dry. As a brother I couldn't be more prouder.
Whats the similarity betweem christmas stuffing and my penis? I like them both inside dead animals. Because Alive animals feel top much like men.(and then I'd cum too quick)
Why do women get periods?
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A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window and says "We are looking for two child molesters". Now after a short pause the two men look at each other,then back at the officer and say "we'll do it!"
A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around, that they offered a standing bet of one thousand dollars that their bartender can squeeze a lemon dry until all the juice ran into a glass, and anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried but failed. Over time Weight Lifters, Lumberjacks, men in the Army, and Etc. But still, nobody could do it. One day, a scrawny little man came in wearing thick glasses and a cheap suit and said in a tiny squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet". After the laughter had died down the bartender said "okay" and he grabbed a lemon and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the Rhine to the little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to Total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the one thousand dollars and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack a weight lifter or what?". The man simply replied, "I work for the IRS".
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra? Because they just keep getting harder and harder
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs? The 2028 US election.
Q why do I always see does to gay men in the roundabout
A they couldnβt go straight
i saw two blind men fighting at the mall I yelled he has a gun they both ran
12 look at your shoes 34 they look better than yours 56 you have no friends 78 you look like a ape 9 10 dont you like men 11 12 hell naw i like females
Gays: I like men
Strait: I like women
Bisexual: a hole is a hole
2 men walk into a bar no clue how they didn't see it
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual? Because physically challenged gay men do it best π π ππ π π πͺ πͺ π₯° π π π π π π β€οΈ π β£οΈ π π
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for β¬500. The first replied:"For 500β¬? Of course!" The second said:"I'd do it for free!" The third replied:"I would even give her 200β¬!" The fourth replied:"With my ex? Never!
What do you call a white men thatβs blind Asian eyes
