I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death so we smoked his ashes.
I'll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
I will always remember my baby sisters last words."What is the fire for?".
how to goldfish know when to eat? they don't they have a memory span of 3 seconds
1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh, you’re talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died, so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone. And it turns out he only knows Spanish, so when he kept saying, "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida," I thought he wanted water. But when I got back with the water he was asleep, and now my phone was charged, so I translated what he said. And it was, "You unplugged my life support." That's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
Will you remember me in 7 years?(yes) knock knock (who's there)
Sugar Honey Ice Tea
I FORGOT MY JOKE
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little? Me: My sister SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
How do you die from alzheimers? You forget how to breath.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
"Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" "It's Dave!"
"Dave who?"
Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
I was born yesterday and I walked down memory lane, I fell over the edge
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
I will always remember my grandfather's last words: "I'll just check if it's poisonous."
"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say 'Knock knock,' we’d say 'Who’s there?.' Then she’d say 'I can’t remember'... and start to cry."
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
