What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
Me having a good day. Going on a walk on a peaceful day.
My depression: hey, what's up!
Me: go away.
My depression: well how rude.
Me: 🙄.
My depression: remember that one time......
Me: no, don't even.
My depression: that we.....
Me: nope.
My depression: *says really fast*: said that one stupid joke that wasn't funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilled water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like you do every single night.
Me: 😳😶😟.
My depression: 😉 don't worry I'll always be here for you.
What was I saying again?
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
Deja-poo.
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted me and my dad and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home.
So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says, "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The old guy replies, "At least I've not got cancer!"
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
