Means jokes

I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.

Homie: Let's meet.

Skrr: It's 🔥🌭

Meaning: It's hot [🔥] dawg [🌭]!

What begins with F and ends with CK?

Fuck, I mean fire truck.

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

What do the initials "MAD" stand for?

Mothers Against Democrats.

What does BLM stand for?

Biden loves millennials.

What was the name of the person who was mean?

The Canabully.

What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.

The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."

Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.

Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?

Orphan: I don't know what you mean.

Me: There is no one to give a present.

What's the difference between a casino and a church?

You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.

What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.

If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?

Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.

Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

What's the difference between a God and my mom?

My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."

I'm Gay.

Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!