ME jokes
I saw a Down syndrome kid waving at me today, but there's no way I'm swimming all the way over there to save him.
"Eugheugh," said the boy.
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Person: Hey, do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
You do realize that I said nothing, right?
Me: Exactly :)