ME jokes
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.
God help me, please!
Mom: Go water the plants.
Me: But it’s raining outside.
Mom: Go grab the umbrella.
Me: What???
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
What’s better than the best thing ever?
Me being mod.
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
"Dick me down shorts."
So today an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... Hhah.
Me, myself, and I.
My ex's love for me :(
I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.