ME jokes
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Where is this pic of me in my bra?
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
A couple has sex in the dark every single night.
One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."
Hi, this is a good prank I did.
So, my brother LOVES his phone and so... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA
(Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing.)
Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)