May

May jokes

Bathroom

  • This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.

    So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"

    The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."

    So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."

    When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"

    The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."

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  • Community talk

  • happy fall everyone, u may join the group chat and i hope u all will have a fun Halloween, SO HAPPY FALL BREAK PULS HALLOWEEN EVERYONE????

  • who ever wants to join this chat may go ahead but, plz no being mean to each other, i hope u all have a good fall break?? btw this is for today and tomorrow??

  • Everyoneee, this month/october is now decited to me. Mother of sluts. Spread the word, praise me, and i want "good puppy" from everyone atleast 10 times this october. I want gifts, or letters from my babies. and spread the word, i want freind requests, and once October starts i want ""Hail all mother of sluts, for we love may in her whore month" at least once from EVERYONE this October. Also, if possible, put this emoji 🌀 in your bio and/or username in dedication to ME. My month starts oct 1st, and ends whenever october dose <3333