May
why are orphans sad? don't ask or their parents may... oh wait carry on
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Ads for meds be like: Chloroform its Chloroform helps with itchy eyes :side affects may include Acute Flaccid Myelitis (AFM) AIDS (HIV/AIDS) Alphaviruses. Alzheimer's Disease. Alzheimer's Diseases (Spanish) Arboviral Encephalitis. Arthritis. Babesiois.Cancer Unintentional injuries Chronic lower respiratory disease. ... Stroke and cerebrovascular diseases. ... Alzheimer's disease. ... Diabetes. ... Influenza and pneumonia.
What is the shortest month of the year? May it only has 3 letters!
me: what's the fifth month of the year Friend: May me: may deez nuts fit in your mouth
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Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
(Phone call) This is Franks funeral home and grill where yesterday’s grief is todays beef. How may we help you ?
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces
my syndrome may be down but my money be up 😈
Kids uncle " your mum said you can have your friends round tonight ! But imma have to baby sit today" . Kid "OK THANK YOU". (AT BED TIME ) Kid " Please may u stop touching my leg BEN!" Ben "im not " (turns light on ) Kid " UCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME !!!"
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why do jedis stay single?
because they use "divorce " (the force )
MAY DIVORCE BE WITH YOU!
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell
The next time you get a sack call pick up the phone and say “welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic your loss is next weeks sauce how may we help you
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May and its gang
My name is Gwen and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing also there getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say pls do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay I want to hear what you say. Just tell if they are not funny. We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying there good and funny or people saying there bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
