Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your BUTT!
I read a sign what it meant to say is you matter don't give up what I read was you don't matter give up
My girlfriend said to me dear i think you have hit an animal theirs blood and dents all over the bonnet
I said no love, im not waiting for a black lives matter rally
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut becasue they don't.. yk for a matter of fact fuck all you guys..
What world record did the people in 911 get the world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, your my favorite anyway!"
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much. But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
No Matter How Hard i try i Will never be a Stand up Comedian
how many tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? it doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway
no matter how much i cry the the white people till left me hanging
For all those Simpsons fans out there this one I'm sure you know Abe: It's rotten being old. No one listens to you Lisa: It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you Homer: I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me-- no matter how dumb my suggestions are
Opinions are like orgasms.the only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
what do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
The size doesn’t matter-Ana from frozen
Free will is like having a vagina you don't need to know how to use it and you don't need to know what it does but what matters is that you have it.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that. But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
In my science class we were watching a video and for no reason at all it started talking about Black Lives Matter and my friend leaned over and whispered “white lives matter more”
Why most of school shooters are mostly white?
because Black lives MATTER
even if you do burn down an orphange it's not gonna matter. it's not like they have homes
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today? (Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka. (Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well I quit! (Kid) Quit What? (Bus Driver) Living. (Kid) But it was a joke! (Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die but you will still be alive. (Kid) Ok (Bus Driver) That was a joke too!