Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it had it's ion someone else.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
What did the neutrino say to the planet? -- "Just passing through."
Do you know why an atom is positive he kept his electrons
Think like a proton- stay positive!
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "how much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "for you? No charge!"
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar followed by Batman.
WHY IS THE SUN RED TODAY?Turned Red Today. Here's Why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
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