Particle

Particle Jokes

Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"

Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."

Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"

"Are you sure?" asks the other.

"I'm positive!"

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "how much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "for you? No charge!"