Particle jokes

1 "Knock knock."

2 "Who's there?"

1 "Interrupting physicist."

2 "Interrupting who?"

1 "Muon!!!"

Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"

"Are you sure?" asks the other.

"I'm positive!"

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"

I don't trust atoms.

They make up everything.

Why can you never trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."

Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.

Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!

An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

Never trust an atom; they make up everything.

Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.

Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.

Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!

What did the neutron say to the atom?

"Sandwiches, dude!"

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!

Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.

Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!

Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"