Particle jokes
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today," and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron." Then the first atom said "How Ionic."
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, "I'm hit! I think I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the other.
"I'm positive!"
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
Q: How heavy is a photon?
A: It's light!
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
Think like a proton--stay positive!
Why can't you trust the atom? 'Cause they make up everything.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
Don't trust an atom. They're stupid!