Mathematics jokes
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Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
You know what’s odd?
Every other number.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
What is 2+2? Fish.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!