Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
Mathematics Jokes
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
1111111111122222222
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
What is the highest number?
420.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
