Mathematics jokes
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
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