Mathematics jokes
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Seven ate nine!