Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
3+3=****
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
