Mathematics jokes
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
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What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
What is the highest number?
420.
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.