Mathematics jokes
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
What is 2+2? Fish.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
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Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my ass kicked, let's be friends?
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.