Mathematics

Mathematics jokes

An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.

We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?

Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).

What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.

What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"

I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?

I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says.

Which makes me an eighth-theist.