Mathematics jokes
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
What do squats eat? Numbers.
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
What is ioooooooo?
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Do this on a calculator.
There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the doctor said (0). He said take these tablets (2x) a day, but she took them (4x) a day, and she ended up boobless.
What's 2+2?
4.