Mathematics jokes
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
What do squats eat? Numbers.
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
What is ioooooooo?
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Do this on a calculator.
There was this girl who was (13) but she wanted to be (84) but she was (45) but the doctor said (0). He said take these tablets (2x) a day, but she took them (4x) a day, and she ended up boobless.
What's 2+2?
4.
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a