Mathematics jokes
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
Number.
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
Calculate my dick, virgins!
12312312344567890
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
😂😂😂😂
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
Why is 6 scared of 7?
2+2=7
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.