A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m., and his wife is livid. "You swore that you'd be home by 11:45!"
"No," slurs the mathematician, "I said I'd be home by a quarter of 12."
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers, and says, "You guys should know your limits."
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
