Mathematics jokes
Number.
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
Calculate my dick, virgins!
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Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
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John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
Why is 6 scared of 7?
2+2=7
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.