What is half of nine?
"ni"
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
A rhombus.
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
