Mathematics jokes
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
2+2=🐟
2 times 4 equals 18?
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three equals six).
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol