Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
What do squats eat? Numbers
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
What is ioooooooo?
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
Happy holidays.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
