Mathematics jokes
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
2+2=🐟
2 times 4 equals 18?
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.