Mathematics

Mathematics jokes

If a girl says no twice 🤔.

Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!

Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't get even.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"

Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.

Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.