What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Mathematics Jokes
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21!
What is half of nine?
"ni"
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
10+10
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
