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Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
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John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Whats 9 divided by 11
Well i know its less than two alright
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
