What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.