Math

Math jokes

Miss Piggy

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.

Number

4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.

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  • Teacher

    Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.

    Peadophile

    How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.

    Drake

    What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.

    Math book

    What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"

    Seven

    Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.

    Cake

    What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

    Fat, you get fat.

    What? Were you expecting a pi joke?

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  • Pocket

    I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?

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  • Number

    Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).

    Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.

    Problem

    Dear math,

    Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.

    Thanks.