What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
I cum (Can't understand math).
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
