Math jokes

What did the math book say to the other math book?

Wanna hear my problems?

Why was 8 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.

4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.

Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.

I cum (Can't understand math).

How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.

What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.

What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"

Why was Hitler bad at math?

He could only count to nein.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get fat.

What? Were you expecting a pi joke?

I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?

Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).

Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

Dear math,

Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.

Thanks.

What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.

Why was 10 scared of 9?

Because 9 8 7.