Math Jokes

Maths....

....Addition frustration subtraction aggression depression

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Where do mathematicians go to die?

The symmetry

I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book

Why did all the numbers mourn 10. Because he was in the middle of 9,11

Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?

Because he was 2 squared.

I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie. I responded "yes" and he said: "okay, 14159"

What is tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.

What's the difference between cake and pie

πr2, cake are round

why was the math book so sad because it was filled with problems

My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now

So little Johnny comes home from school knowing damn well he messed up his math test, his mother and father gets home and he tells them " mom I failed my math test" his mother aggressively says "get the belt" Johnny says "why?" His mother says "im gonna spank you for failing" Johnny says "so just like daddy?" His father turns red knowing what they did last night

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

Why is sex like math?

You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up

I was in math class and we were learning geometry. My teacher said PENTAGON then all of a sudden PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my education 🤬 !