Math jokes

Lawrence in maths ;)

Why is a waiter good at math?

Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣

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What does PEMDAS stand for?

Please End My Depression And Suffering.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.

A teacher asked his students a math question.

"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"

After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

"One dollar!" she said.

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.

What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?

Roamin’ Numerals.

How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!

You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.

I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.

Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.

Rizz,

Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.

Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.

You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.

3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

Answer: Chi-ca-go

What did the downs kid get on his math test??

Drool.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.

My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn’t solve inequalities.