Math

Math jokes

Memes

Circle

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.

Odds

I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.

  • 1
  • Teacher

    A teacher asked his students a math question.

    "You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"

    After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

    "One dollar!" she said.

    Number

    What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?

    Roamin’ Numerals.

    9/11

    You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.

    Umbrella

    I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.

  • 3
  • Number

    Why is 6 afraid of 7?

    It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.

    Rizz

    Rizz,

    Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.

    Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

    No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.

    You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.

    Animal

    3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

    Answer: Chi-ca-go