Lawrence in maths ;)
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
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What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
