Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
One time this kid came back from school and said "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said "Good news please.'' and the boy said "I got 100% on my math test today" and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said "Now to the bad news, I LIED"
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.
Maths....
....Addition frustration subtraction aggression depression
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry
Why did all the numbers mourn 10. Because he was in the middle of 9,11
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie. I responded "yes" and he said: "okay, 14159"
What is tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.
What's the difference between cake and pie
πr2, cake are round
why was the math book so sad because it was filled with problems
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
What does Micheal Jackson and maths have in common they are both hard for kids
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was I told her I couldn't say never experienced it.
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA? The class divides.
