I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 7 percent?
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
why was the math book so sad because it was filled with problems
Sex is like math
You add a bed 🛌
Subtract the clothes👚👕👖👙
Divide the legs🪢
And pray you don’t multiply 👨❤️👨👩❤️👨👩❤️👩
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Why don’t Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book.
A. I have two many problems.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
Where do math teachers go on vacation times Square
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up
why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party? - Because you can’t drink and derive.
why did the question come to life anser the addison subtrating times divided by and eqlise came to life and sqiched pages
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: “Assume we have a can opener…”
What kind of fish knows math? An anglerfish LOL
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations? Be there or B²
Why are Amoebas so bad at math? Because, when they need to multiply, they divide