Time

The best jokester🥴

I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 7 percent?

Date

B-rett

Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?

Because he was 2 squared.

Sadness

Anonymous

why was the math book so sad because it was filled with problems

Don

Queen🤍🦕

Sex is like math

You add a bed 🛌

Subtract the clothes👚👕👖👙

Divide the legs🪢

And pray you don’t multiply 👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩

Test

Trav

What did the downs kid get on his math test??

Drool

0

Roman

Anonymous

Why don’t Romans find algebra interesting?

X is always 10.

0

Problem

Anonymous

Q. What did the math book say to the other math book.

A. I have two many problems.

Bad

Anonymous

Why was Hitler bad at math?

He could only count to nein.

0

Time

Anonymous

Where do math teachers go on vacation times Square

Calculator

Anonymous

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

1

Puns

a 10 year old 9 year old

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up

Degree

2k2k

why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees

Crash

Anonymous

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon!

(9/11 joke)

Die

Anonymous

Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.

Party

Anonymous

Why do they never serve beer at a math party? - Because you can’t drink and derive.

Time

living maths

why did the question come to life anser the addison subtrating times divided by and eqlise came to life and sqiched pages

Roll

Anonymous

An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: “Assume we have a can opener…”

Fish

Cory

What kind of fish knows math? An anglerfish LOL

Party

Butters Stotch

What did the math teacher write on his party invitations? Be there or B²

Bad

ME

Why are Amoebas so bad at math? Because, when they need to multiply, they divide