Math jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
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We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
2 times 4 equals 18?
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.
3.14% of sailors are pirates.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Why was 2 afraid of 1?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
10+10