Lawrence in maths ;)
Why is a waiter good at math?..... Because it he knows his TABLES .🤣🤣
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A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 789 well 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11
Why is 6 afraid of 7? It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
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are you a biographer cause i picture us toghether can i take a picture of you for i can show santa what i want for christmas No pen No paper you still draw my attention you know what i hate about math they always talk about x and y but not about u and i
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. Its kinda creepy.
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool
WHY CANT MISS PIGGY COUNT TO 70? BECAUSE WHEN SHE GETS TO 69 THERE'S A FROG IN HER THROAT.
Teacher: what's 3 minus 1? Me: i don't know Teacher: how about this, you have three cakes, I take one how many cakes do you have? Me: three Teacher: If I take one cake from your three what do you have? Me: three cakes and a dead teacher. 👑
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes and multiples with the whole classroom.
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What does Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.
