Math jokes
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.
Now I got a 31 on the ACT.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
1 + 1 = window.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
2+2=🐟
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.