Math jokes
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
BAHAHAHAHAH
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!