A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
What does Michael Jackson and Maths have in common? There both hard for kids
a girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word oppisite word of BYE.then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
8008135 is my favorite number. The worst ratio is 6:9. And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?' Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six two.
My dad told me i'm a failure... I failed a math's test. Good thing theres a pole outside my house.
what did the science textbook say to the math textbook you've got a lot of problems
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2
“I had a great day today Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"
why did two fours skip lunch they alreddy 8
89 cows = 0 cows
What does a cow use in school? A cowculater
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day. " I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day."
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Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits! High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
What kind of fish knows math? An anglerfish LOL
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself. Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself. The answer is 0.
what to you do to 7 to make it even? take off the S
