How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes and multiples with the whole classroom.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
a girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word oppisite word of BYE.then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
8008135 is my favorite number. The worst ratio is 6:9. And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?' Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six two.
My dad told me i'm a failure... I failed a math's test. Good thing theres a pole outside my house.
“I had a great day today Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2
what did the science textbook say to the math textbook you've got a lot of problems
89 cows = 0 cows
why did two fours skip lunch they alreddy 8
Dear math,
please grow up and solve your own problems I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day. " I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day."
What does a cow use in school? A cowculater
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits! High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
What's 1 + 1
how did 10 die? because it was in between 9 and 11