What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
What's 9 + 10?
21
I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
89 cows = 0 cows.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
1+1? Too hard.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
