Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
Cuz he wanted higher grades.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math? Because, when they need to multiply, they divide
how did 10 die? because it was in between 9 and 11
What's 1 + 1
What is a cow that's good at Maths, good for? Meat Pye
How many times does 50 fit into 9 Get in a van and find out
What do you call 8 x 3.14? Octopi
Why do Asians excel at math? Because their dog can never eat their homework
What's the square root of your dead? 9/11
(6x9)+6+9=69
1+1=3 If you dont use a condom
Why do they never serve beer at a math party? - Because you can't drink and derive.
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40”
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
I once dated a Math teacher,, it turned out she was nothing but problems
What is one plus one? It's TOO hard!
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Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Who invented fractions? -- Henry the 1/8.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one that's 3 quick maths.
