Math jokes
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus.
There were 30 high school seniors taking finals, and once they finished, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, walked up and down the classroom to collect the tests, and asked, "So, are you guys ready for college?" And Brian answered, "No way. School is just a waste of time, every day taking *seven cruel hours of our lives*." Angela replied, "Never! Like Brian said, school is just a waste of time, and the next level is surely not worth paying $50,000 for. Besides, math class is *mental abuse to humans*!" And Jack said, "School has been a waste of so much time I'll never get back, and after these *finals* I've realized... *fuck, I never actually learned shit*!"
It's ALWAYS like this
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
What's 9 + 10?
21
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
What did the science textbook say to the math textbook?
You've got a lot of problems!
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
89 cows = 0 cows.
1+1? Too hard.
I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...