Math jokes
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
What do you call a sick Asian?
A calculator with dead batteries.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine!
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Hiiiiiiiihihihi.
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.