2+2=4-1=3 quick math
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot
What’s the best math equation to eat?
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal
Why did C.S.C. fail the trigonometry test?
Cosecant remember his own name.
I came up with this one myself.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9 But do you know why 9 is scared of 7? Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day. (3 squared)
Write 317537 on your calulator and turn it over to spell leslie
Two plus two is four Minus one, that’s three, quick maths Every day, man’s on the block Smoke trees (Ah) See your girl in the park That girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked) Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda) He’s got the pumpy (Big ting) Hold tight, my man (My guy) He’s got the frisbee (Few) I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin’ that cornflakes (Uh) Rice Krispies Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G) On, on, on, on, on the road doin’ 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes) You man thought I froze I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin’) If she ain’t on it, I ghost Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam) You donut Nose long like garden hose
what did the atom say to the positive in math class. We could make a positive number
The best part of you ran down your mothers leg…Einstine got ready to climax while doing math but relized you cant cumtiyain cumtilion its after sucktillion fucktillion
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes and multiples with the whole classroom.