Math

Math jokes

AK

    • A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.

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    • Math memes

    Teacher

    • Teacher: What’s 2+2?

    Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh

    Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.

    Grade

    • True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.

    Word

    • A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!

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    • Alligator

    • Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?

    Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.

    Student: Ok!!

    Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?

    Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.

    Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.

    Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.

    Butt

    • One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.

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    • Sister

    • When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?

    Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!

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    • Teacher

    • I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"