Math jokes
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my was kicked, let's be friends?
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.