Material

Material jokes

Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

(People will then say "r")

Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir,

You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.

What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?

Answer: A chalkboard.

Why does new pavement smell like butt?

In other words you can also call it asphalt.

Ass-phalt.