You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.
Can a box match? No, but a tin can.
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
Velcro is such a rip-off.
im bone dry in material but i have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes after i tell you all these rib ticklers you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny you outta rip my spine out
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle. So I bought an iron whistle. But ironically it steel wooden lead me whistle.
What's long, black, and sticky?
A stick.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.
These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.
Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wouldn't whistle, so I bought a steel whistle. But it still wouldn't whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it still wouldn't lead me to whistle.
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
Wanna hear a terrible joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
If trees could kill you, they wood.
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
Can a match box? No, but a tin can.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
