Material jokes
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.
Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"
I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
Paper.
Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!
You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.
Can a box match? No, but a tin can.
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
Velcro is such a rip-off.
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle. So I bought an iron whistle. But ironically it steel wooden lead me whistle.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.