Material jokes
I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What do you call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
Paper.
Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!
You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.
Can a box match? No, but a tin can.
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
Velcro is such a rip-off.
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle. So I bought an iron whistle. But ironically it steel wooden lead me whistle.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)