A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
What did the train made of glue make?
GLUE GLUUUUUUUUUUUE!
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
"do you know the differance between wallpaper and toilet paper" replys "no" "gross"
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
Paper.
Why is a brick always hard? Because the Indians played with it enough.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Be careful around fire, plastic melts.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?
Answer: A chalkboard.
