Material jokes

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Wanna hear a terrible joke?

Paper

Pretty tear-able, huh?

If trees could kill you, they wood.

Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?

Leather armor is made of hide.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.