Many jokes
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Memes
Dang the sun is pretty small..I can see the banana
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!