Many

Many jokes

Head

What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!

Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Time

How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?

One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.

Threesome

I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

It was wrong on so many levels.

Memes

Nun

Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"

Me: "Nun."

Pet

Why do white people own so many pets?

'Cause they can't own people anymore.

Sniper

I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.

Book

Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.

Bus

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

Disaster

Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

Trophy

How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.