Many jokes
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.