Many jokes
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Memes
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!