How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb
None they just sit in the dark and cry
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None there is no electricity
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb. The answer may shock you.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London ?
All the exit signs were in English
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
