Many jokes
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?