Many jokes
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Too many people.
Not enough VooDoo dolls.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?