Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with"
Me: "Nun"
I just went to India and thought why do they have so many sniper hitmen turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9) which was 2 2 many (922) so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968) she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless
how many times can you subtract ten from one thousand
one after that your subtracting ten from 990
How many foster parents does each Orphan have 1 half
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A: A Bed
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet A.11 A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
How many beans are there in Irish Chili?? A: 239 Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine? A: ( spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more it'd be two farty. ..lol
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have? 1979.
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because they were too many Cheetahs Zingo
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s
Why did the twin towers die because they had to many plane pizzas
How many hooker's fit in a Cadillac? About 4 in the trunk if you stack em right
Q- How did hellen kellers parents punish her? A- They put a plunger in the toilet
Q- How many kids did Hellen Keller have? A- None the plunger went all the way up
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP
hiii everyone i heard from many people that they want to join the stop orphan jokes group who wants to?
how many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression
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To many people Not enough VooDoo dolls
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild. He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
