Many jokes
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day.
Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.
"Correct," says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.
"Correct again," says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
How many prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just put the light bulb up their pussy and ask you to pay.
How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?
None, he fell.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
Somebody asks me: How many YT subs you got?
Me: More than you!
Who's the fastest reader?
Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
How many altar boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how dark the priests' basement is.
Did you hear about the dead artist?
Too many strokes.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.