Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
How many gears does a French tank have ?
1 Forward and 6 Reverse.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today. Woman: Good! Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant* Guy: How many months pregnant are you? Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also I’m not pregnant.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
(If it's unoriginal, I apologize. My friend gave me this joke.)
-Signed, AdmiralKizaru.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet? Twenty-Two. ET went home, P ran down his leg and he took ME with him.
teachr. How many kids r I'n this classroom. Kid: 73 if u count the ones u have hid in the basement
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY)
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.
I got pranked so many times once I saw two wheels rolling down the street I hear this noise I look behind me there's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming "HELP I CANT GO ANYWERE'' but I walked away I knew it was a prank
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas and he said "atlast you can have one"
Person 1: How many people has Michael Jackson fingered?
Person 2: dunno what’s the minor population?
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They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many Aliens you cant keep track.
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I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
It's amazing how many things ryme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
Ha orphans are soooooo funny I mean they have many family stories oh wait
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven? Both of them.
regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist
Me: I'm depressed so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain
