Man jokes
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.
The doctor says, "Your wife is pregnant." The man says that he used a condom and the doctor says, "Yeah, but I didn't."
What's the difference between a man and a table?
The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.
Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person. Me dials 911.
Police: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Police: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH?
Police: Ends call.
Me: Calls hospital.
Hospital: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Hospital: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.
Hospital: Hangs up.
Me: Calls fire dEpArTmEnT.
Fire: No fire.
Fire dEpArTmEnT: What is that location?
Me: Hangs up and give up and goes home.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?
Nutella!
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!