what do you call it when a man is scared in panera bread
panera dread
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
A man walks into a bar and say I'm feeling depressed what do you have to cheer me up? The bartender replied: a shotgun
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair. He couldn't stand a chance.
give a man a fish feed him for a day
give a man a poison fish feed him for a lifetime
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
A man comes home and hears her wife talking about having sex at the club, the man busts into the club with a revolver and says "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE" well everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says "mate you don't have enough bullets"
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, 'I dont know what a potato clock is' The man said, 'me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock
so this blind man was walking down the street with his stick right. and he walked passed this fish market, he took a deep breath and said " WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES"
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells who the fuck fucked my wife. The bartender answers "Mate you ain't got enough bullets."
I saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents were... Man i love working at a Orphanige
How can you get free butt plants just get your man to fill your butt with Natural juices
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
what's the difference between ironman and ironwoman? one is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
kid "whats dark humor" mom "you see that man over there without arms tell him to clap" kid "I am blind mom" "exactly" said mom
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito
