What do a coin and an Irish man have in common? They’re both fun to flip off.

What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?

Get off me homes.

whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun?

The bear has common sense not to fire it

What did the man say to the woman. “Make me a sandwhich”.

a man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili the waiter said “sorry sir this is a Asian restaurant”. So he stretches his eyes and says “oh herro can i get some chiri”.

I saw a man trying to rape a girl,i decided to help, she didn’t stand a chance against both of us

What’s the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn’t cry when I break it’s legs

Man looks at his friend and says "if you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt would you tell anyone? " The friend says im a disgusted tone “No” So the man says “ok let’s go camping”

Confucius say:

“Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.”

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, “Man, it’s hot in here”. The other muffin says, “OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!”

Confucius say, man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.

A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, “What’s the best book on committing suicide?” The librarian said, “Oh fuck off…you won’t bring it back anyway.”

Why couldn’t a lifeguard save the hippie? – Because he was too far out man.

A man walked into a bar…He got seven stitches.

A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, “No. Shaking hands will be fine.”

A man walks into a bar…Oww

You should never leave a man hanging.

Unless they are still alive…

what did the blind man say on Christmas? I can feel your presents!

A man went to the doctors and the doctor said “what happened to you?” The man replied and said “I broke my arm in two places!” Then the doctor replied with “DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!”

Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta a way. Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was a in-pasta