Man jokes
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"
The woman replies, "No, why?"
The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Man in boxers leads policeman on brief chase.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.
The man who invented Velcro died.
RIP.
So, a doctor walks into the room with a dying patient. He looks the man up and down and says gravely: "I'm sorry, you only have ten left." The other man smiles nervously and asks, "T-ten what doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?" The doctor calmly looks at him. "Nine."
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, "You look like a million pounds!" The wife divorced him.
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
A man shoots up a school and then fakes his own death. He then later returns to shoot up the same school. He repeats the process a few times until the police catch him. When they ask why he did it, he replied, "I wondered when you would check if I was still breathing."
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅