Mama jokes
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.