Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Mama milky?
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!