Mama jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Yo mama joke.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!