Mama jokes

My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"

My bully. 😭

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.

Joe Mama!

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.