Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Yo mama joke.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.