Mama jokes
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Joe mama so fat she went wearing high heels and came back in flip flops.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.