Mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

What did the eagle say to Obama?

He said: "Joe Mama!"

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

She got on the scale, said "to be continued."

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.