Mama jokes
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.